Congrats argyle...but sorry fam, I just rolled credits on Tekken 7. I don't care what Elden Ring did, it could never top the ****house rat crazy nonsense I just experienced

!!! What the hell, how has nobody ever told me at this thing? There's straight up Street Fighter Akuma, satellite lasers, a lady that THROWS TIGERS, I think some kind of Android schoolgirl, illegitimate children, poor escalation techniques, nobody speaks the same language but everyone understands everything being said and it ends in a volcano! All delivered by the most deadpan narrator who's supposed to be some kind of journalist who could not be bothered pretend to emote even though the whole deal with him is that his family died in this Tekken war nonsense. Oh and then the epilogue has the audacity, the sheer temerity to end with a ******* Oscar Wilde quote...

! Game of the year contender based just on the story mode alone, I might platinum this sucker out of respect for how gloriously stupid the whole 3-4 hour spectacle was

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